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Jesus H. Christ is the son of God and the founder of Christianity. Brett Keane has a very close relationship situation with Jesus and prays to him for guidance.

History Edit

Jesus was created when God impregnated some virgin with a magic sperm situation.

After being born, Jesus went around helping individuals and spreading his wisdom situation. However, he was eventually crucified and killed by evil Atheist individuals. Luckily, he resurrected three days later and went to heaven to chill with God.

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